Trying to cut the people out of my life who make me worse - why does one of those people have to be my best friend

superhypnosiscookie:

mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

OMFG that would be the best thing

(via myprovinciallife)

  • American People: muslim countries are so awful to women they need to treat them better
  • American People: Women ask to get raped
  • American People: Girls need to cover themselves they're a distraction to boys
  • American People: Women shouldn't be able to get abortions
  • American People: Why should women get birth control they shouldn't have sex anyway
  • American People: We have such great equality God bless

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities


  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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Disney + Starbucks (by Ellador) (click on the pictures for links for the original art)

(Source: mickeyandcompany, via disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope)

beanzhartvevo:

generalfactotom:

Uzo Aduba is the greatest actress of our generation

the second everyone’s heart broke

(Source: toughguyuh, via l0ss-of-control)

Anonymous said: You suck

Ew Troy stop

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via sittingincorners)